New Methods of Procrastination

Today is my second day in the wonderful world of unemployment. I have to say, things have been going well so far. I feel as though I've reverted back to my post college jobless slump of 90210 reruns and unnecessary home improvement.

Yesterday was slightly productive. I went to see my doctor and then spent two hours at Home Depot. It's hard to imagine how a girl living in New York City manages to spend two hours at Home Depot. Please note the miniscule 23rd St. Home Depot.

After a year of living in my apartment I finally decided that I need curtains. I'm all for home improvement, until it comes to drilling. Thanks to Clebert, a lovely Home Depot employee, we figured out how to hang curtains without drilling. This is how I ended up spending two hours at Home Depot, and the overall outcome?

Failure.

Second attempt to come later in the week!

Today was an equal mix of failure and procrastination. I attempted to fix my wireless router and after an hour on the phone with a very polite Indian woman, turns out it can't be fixed! Failed.

As I sat watching Never Been Kissed for the 84th time, I decided to start this blog. I've decided it's time to start documenting my adventures in unemployment. I'm just hoping my adventures get increasingly more interesting!